Scottoline, Lisa - Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

Scottoline, Lisa

Language: English

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: Dec 31, 2011

Description:

*A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the *New York Times *bestselling author of *Look Again

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline’s wildly popular *Philadelphia Inquirer *columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman’s perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, “I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there’s only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I’m Italian.” The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. *Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog *is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.

In this collection, you’ll laugh about:

• Being caught braless in the emergency room

• Betty and Veronica’s Life Lessons for Girls

• A man’s most important body part

• Interrupting as an art form

• A religion men and women can worship

• Real estate ads as porn

• Spanx are public enemy number one

• And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!